| Me: | Sometimes it's like every single person around you is just out to ruin your whole day, right? |
|---|---|
| Dad: | I cannot find my socks. Where are? |
| Me: | "Where are they." |
| Dad: | Yes, where are they? |
| Me: | You're not listening. I said something. |
| Dad: | Well, my method is simple. Alhumdulillah. When everyone is acting foolish and annoying me, I just think to myself, "You all are going to die some day. All of you. Everybody. Good." |
| Me: | ... |
| Dad: | It gives me peace to know they and their stupidity is not immortal, you see. I am a rational person. |
OH GOD YES
RANT #1
…are doctors overpaid? I was curious as to how pre-meds would shift their career paths if the case was any different than how it is at this moment in time. At least there would be more medical school admits with a desire to practice medicine for the right reasons. Here we go. We’re getting into ethics now. Well, I would certainly not want to be treated by a doctor who saw me as a client/customer rather than a human being.
Open your mouth wide
The universal sigh
And while the ocean blooms
It’s what keeps me alive
So why does it still hurt?
Don’t blow your mind with why
I’m moving out of orbit
Turning in somersaults
I dive into those eyes
Jellyfish swim by



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